I was doom scrolling Instagram Reels one night, (you know, as one does) and I came across a Reel that had me in stitches. Don’t worry, it’s linked in the article. I didn’t want to spoil it before I have the chance to introduce MarriedWithFlaws, an Instagram account run by Marwa and her husband Patrick.
The “flaws” part comes into play when it’s time for Patrick to sit down and crush some League, while Marwa has… other plans.
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Marwa and Patrick, together you are @MarriedWithFlaws. Tell us a little bit about yourselves.
We met in elementary school but did not begin dating until later on in life. We began our romance via Facebook and sparks flew from there (without the use of a stun gun). Patrick owns a roofing company and Marwa works as a licensed behavioral consultant, adjunct instructor, relationship coach, and mobile therapist.
Marwa, I think one of my favorite reels I have ever seen is where you call Patrick by his gamer tag. Was this your first time discovering this? What was going through your head as you read it out loud?
Yes, this was my first time ever reading his gamer tag. Prior to that moment, I really had no interest in the details of his gaming life.. I just mainly wanted to bother him while he was gaming. When I read it out loud, I think I experienced a moment of actual shock. I was surprised at the name, but also kind of impressed. Within seconds I had thought of a million ways to expose his gamer tag publicly.
Patrick… or your more formal name, Conqueeftador, how did you come up with this tag? I am sure everyone is dying to know.
I always try to push the edge of appropriateness and adolescence when I create gamer tags. It’s a common theme for my gamer tags to be banned.
Marwa, do you actively plan what antics you’ll pull while he’s gaming or do you just think “I am going to pick up the dog and do a Simba bit”?
Most times, I randomly do things to Patrick. Once in a while I will be driving or in the shower and suddenly an idea will pop into my head. Unless it is scripted content, which we try to avoid doing, Patrick has no idea what to expect. I can say; however, that he does know to expect something at all times because of how random and spontaneous I am.
Mr. Queef, I know you play some League. What is more difficult: when your top laner is throwing or when Marwa is embarrassing you in public with a Conqueeftador t-shirt? (Also I want one)
Conqueeftador t-shirts are coming!! As far as your question is concerned, as long as we have a few good laners, there is always room for a comeback. There’s no coming back from my wife’s public embarrassment.
Marwa, do you play any games yourself? Are there any games you play together?
Unfortunately, I do not play many games. I only play games on Patrick while he is playing games, in order to ruin his games. If that makes sense. I did play video games when I was younger, but mainly games like Super Mario, Donkey Kong, and Sonic. I wish he would let me play games on his computer, but he claims that his friends don’t like when I sing non-stop and say weird things. I don’t believe Patrick. I think he’s just worried his friends might like me more.
Despite the @marriedwithflaws handle, it seems like you guys are doing great. What advice do you have for couples where one is a heavy gamer and the other is not?
It’s probably best if we provide separate advice here. My advice (Marwa) is that, if you are married to a heavy gamer and you are not into gaming yourself, bother the heck out of your partner while your partner is gaming. Tell 150 dad jokes repeatedly while your significant other is playing a ranked game. Make pancakes fly in the air, throw confetti, slap your partner with a burrito. You should not be robbed of fun just because your partner is involved in gaming.
My advice (Patrick) is to not do anything that Marwa suggested.
Out of your many public pranks on Queefy, what has been your guys’ favorite? How did it go down?
We would say that our favorite prank with his gamer tag was at ‘My Tequila House’. Marwa went in first claiming that she was checking to see if we needed reservations (since we had never been there before), when REALLY she was asking if they could pull off the prank. They agreed to sing happy birthday using the gamer tag and surprised Patrick once we had eaten our dinner. Our favorite part was that they went above and beyond! Neither of us had any idea that they would write “Conqueeftador” on the plate or that he would end up in a huge sombrero! It was absolutely epic.
Here is your time to PLUG! Tell everyone what you have been working on and what they should be checking out.
Awesome! We have been focused on creating our twitch channel, twitch.tv/gamingwthflaws, so people can join live and see how much Patrick is actually bothered during gaming. We’ve also been creating more content for our youtube channel @marriedwithflaws and continuing to post content on TikTok. Best of all, Conqueeftador t-shirts are in the works and will be ready within the next week or so!
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